Damn Spah
The new comic and my fan theories

It debunked my theory of Heavy being the baby of the family.

yet it confirmed my theory of Heavy’s sisters being big boned women.

Never answered my question of weather or not Soldier used to have a wife which after some war trauma he forgot about.

amuroshambo:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Heavy will always be her “baby man”

amuroshambo:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Heavy will always be her “baby man”

realmukuro:

scout in a weenie costume appreciation post

Hotdog Scout ftw

You know you play too much TF2 when…

coinincident:

You start hearing in-game sounds in real life, like the spy uncloaking or sentries beeping

ssjvap:

#Heavy orders one of everything at #dairyqueen . #tf2 #miworld

ssjvap:

#Heavy orders one of everything at #dairyqueen . #tf2 #miworld

I had a dream that I was Soldier. I was in a psychiatric ward where the doctor wanted to confirm if I had PTSD. Instead of cooperating, I acted in true Soldier fashion, trying to fight off the doctor and going on and on that I don’t belong there. The doctor got stressed out, so he called in his daughter who was a muscle bound army chick. Me, as Soldier, was stunned by her beauty which gave her and the doctor enough time to pin me to the ground and finish the exam.
My dreams are weird….

I had a dream that I was Soldier. I was in a psychiatric ward where the doctor wanted to confirm if I had PTSD. Instead of cooperating, I acted in true Soldier fashion, trying to fight off the doctor and going on and on that I don’t belong there. The doctor got stressed out, so he called in his daughter who was a muscle bound army chick. Me, as Soldier, was stunned by her beauty which gave her and the doctor enough time to pin me to the ground and finish the exam.

My dreams are weird….

Every time I launch TF2, this happens. It takes everything I was doing in the last 10 minutes and turns it into a glitched up mess…then the game starts normally.

OH DEAR GOD!

So I was talking to my younger brother about video games, he is 13. He told me that one of his friends plays Call of Duty: Ghosts. His friend plays as the dog and runs around while yelling into his microphone. If he is sick of yelling, he will turn the radio on full blast and put it up to the microphone.

This is why we can’t have nice things and also one of the reasons why I tell my brother he should wait until he is older (and more mature) to play online FPS.

drvalkyrie:

Maggie appreciation post

For some reason I really want her as a playable character…like a Heavy alternative character.

candivase:

These are things I think about

Too damn adorable